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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}

{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}

{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}