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{"type":"standard","title":"Anastasia of Sirmium","displaytitle":"Anastasia of Sirmium","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q232975","titles":{"canonical":"Anastasia_of_Sirmium","normalized":"Anastasia of Sirmium","display":"Anastasia of Sirmium"},"pageid":2492613,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Saint_Anastasia.jpg/330px-Saint_Anastasia.jpg","width":320,"height":444},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/Saint_Anastasia.jpg","width":432,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1277523811","tid":"485def61-f32c-11ef-9227-262b4ad0d3ae","timestamp":"2025-02-25T03:54:59Z","description":"Christian saint and martyr (died 304)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anastasia_of_Sirmium","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anastasia_of_Sirmium?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anastasia_of_Sirmium?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Anastasia_of_Sirmium"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anastasia_of_Sirmium","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Anastasia_of_Sirmium","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anastasia_of_Sirmium?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Anastasia_of_Sirmium"}},"extract":"Saint Anastasia is a Christian saint and martyr who died at Sirmium in the Roman province of Pannonia Secunda. In the Eastern Orthodox Church, she is venerated as St. Anastasia the Pharmakolytria, i.e. \"Deliverer from Potions\". This epithet is also translated as \"One who Cures (Wounds)\" in Lampe's A Patristic Greek Lexicon.","extract_html":"
Saint Anastasia is a Christian saint and martyr who died at Sirmium in the Roman province of Pannonia Secunda. In the Eastern Orthodox Church, she is venerated as St. Anastasia the Pharmakolytria, i.e. \"Deliverer from Potions\". This epithet is also translated as \"One who Cures (Wounds)\" in Lampe's A Patristic Greek Lexicon.
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