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{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}

{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}

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{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}

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